Heeeeyyyyyy 2013, how YOU doin? Ya good? Good, good. Why don't you and I have a little chat. Walk with me. I'm only going to say this once so listen good. 2012 was a rough and I ain't abouts to spend another whole year with a schmucko like that one. I've got expectations for you, *BIG* expectations and if you don't come through I'll send my goons aftter yeh. I'm giving you 365 days of my life and in return I want nothing less than your best. Ya hear?! I'm watching you *does the two fingers to my eyes and then out thingi*. I expect big laughs, heart warming moments, many breaths of fresh air and sighs of relief. Sighs of mutha-friggen' relief, ya feel me?! None of this stressed out, burdens upon weight to bear, pain and suffering, pity party shizz. I aint tryin' to hear that noise.
Saw'right? Saw'right. *threatening chest bump*
Let's start this year out with a giggle, to kick things off on the right foot.
First, Miss Ray of goofy sunshine herself, Ellen. In this clip she's cracking up, but it's not over the silly infomercial product she's parodying. Her stage hand couldn't get the gloves onto her hands in time for the camera to cut back to Ellen and dove off the stage just in time, what you see on her hands is as far as they got with the gloves. Hi-larious.
Here's the behind the scenes version to see what her and her stage hand were doing while the clip played:
If that didn't get a chuckle out of you, how about this one?
Not an Ellen fan? Well if this doesn't getcha to crack a smile then you're broken.
It's my all-time-favorite-go-to-make-ya-dance video series on the internet to date. Yes, it's a series, so if you like this one, go to youtube and watch the others. :) Jimmy and Justin surprise the audience mid-interview with an insanely long rap-recap that they execute perfectly. They've done it three times now and each one is as good as the last. Enjoy!