(Warning - This post contains curse words)
Lemmie set the scene. The other day while Ryan and I were running errands, for some reason Ryan referenced Disney's The Little Mermaid.
Me: You don't even know that story.
Ry: Sure I do. Whaddaya give me if I can tell you the entire story from start to finish right now?
Me: A cookie. (I knew something blog worthy was about to happen so I wrote everything he said down on the back of an envelope we had in the car).
Ry: Sold! There's this foxy mermaid who wants to be a lady of the land, not just another fish in the sea. Her dad, Neptune or Benjamin or something, he's all "noooooooooooo!" And the chick she's all "I'm over these conch shells and turtles everywhere." So she goes to see this Octopus, umm what's her name.... whatever, let's go with Octobitch. See, the mermaid was slated to be the next queen of the sea but alas, since she was such a land lubber she sold her soul to the Octobitch who was taken down by Benjamin. Eventually Prince Balthesar saves the day somehow. Que 'A Whole New World'.
THE END - gimmie my cookie.