While I was busily clickity clacking away on old GertiTron, Scarlet sat down next to me on the couch and started reading to her dolly. Before opening the book, she told her baby that it was the bible (which to her means any big book with a lot of words) and then began to read.
"Onne upona tieeemmme inna wan faway" she started.
Where did she get that? I can't think of one book or even a movie that shows a book starting that way.